coraorvat:

I dont even…absolutely spontaneous watched all three movies and it was groovy %D nostalgy~
I really like how from trash horror it became comic fantasy)) and Bruce Campbell just perfect♥

*это было ещё на той неделе…долбанный модем не даёт мне радоваться жизни -__-

irdeadite:

The plot to the remake was the plot to the ‘83 version and the plot to the ‘83 version was the remake’s plot?

You made my brain hurt.

x_x

We’re gonna get you. We’re gonna get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep

Me, seeing people bad mouth the original Evil Dead because of how low budget it was:

Me, seeing people get excited about news of another Evil Dead/Army of Darkness movie featuring Bruce back as Ash:

Me, hearing that people are STILL referring to the character of Mia from the remake as “the new Ash” and posting gifs of her in the “Ash Williams” tag:

Me, whenever Bruce opens his mouth about ANYTHING related to an Army of Darkness 2:

Me, whenever Bruce doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about over Twitter:

So what have we learned today, boys and girls?

I’m concerned about you guys…

everyonelikedbubbahotep:

wonkawarden:

 #Ash’s dick is secretly haunted

~All the women in his life, keep getting killed by his Candarian demon~

#Missy I apologize in advance #for this terrible joke

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR PUNS!

daefics:

daefics:

daefics:

daefics:

daefics:

13 MINUTES INTO EVIL DEAD AND I’M CRYING

15 MINUTES IN. WHY IS THIS FUCKING BASEMENT LIKE 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE ENITRE CABIN AND DON’T SAY BLUE BOX BECAUSE NO NO NO NO NOPE NO

16 MINUTESWHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TOUCHING A BOOK BOUND WITH HUMAN SKIN BRUCE YOU STUPID CUNT

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