coraorvat:

I dont even…absolutely spontaneous watched all three movies and it was groovy %D nostalgy~I really like how from trash horror it became comic fantasy)) and Bruce Campbell just perfect♥*это было ещё на той неделе…долбанный модем не даёт мне радоваться жизни -__-

coraorvat:

I dont even…absolutely spontaneous watched all three movies and it was groovy %D nostalgy~
I really like how from trash horror it became comic fantasy)) and Bruce Campbell just perfect♥

*это было ещё на той неделе…долбанный модем не даёт мне радоваться жизни -__-

WHAT IF

irdeadite:

The plot to the remake was the plot to the ‘83 version and the plot to the ‘83 version was the remake’s plot?

You made my brain hurt.

x_x

We’re gonna get you. We’re gonna get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep

My reactions to the Evil Dead Remake/related news

Me, seeing people bad mouth the original Evil Dead because of how low budget it was:

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Me, seeing people get excited about news of another Evil Dead/Army of Darkness movie featuring Bruce back as Ash:

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Me, hearing that people are STILL referring to the character of Mia from the remake as “the new Ash” and posting gifs of her in the “Ash Williams” tag:

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Me, whenever Bruce opens his mouth about ANYTHING related to an Army of Darkness 2:

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Me, whenever Bruce doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about over Twitter:

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So what have we learned today, boys and girls?

I’m concerned about you guys…

everyonelikedbubbahotep:

wonkawarden:

 #Ash’s dick is secretly haunted
~All the women in his life, keep getting killed by his Candarian demon~

#Missy I apologize in advance #for this terrible joke
NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR PUNS!

everyonelikedbubbahotep:

wonkawarden:

 #Ash’s dick is secretly haunted

~All the women in his life, keep getting killed by his Candarian demon~

#Missy I apologize in advance #for this terrible joke

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR PUNS!

daefics:

daefics:

daefics:

daefics:

daefics:

13 MINUTES INTO EVIL DEAD AND I’M CRYING

15 MINUTES IN. WHY IS THIS FUCKING BASEMENT LIKE 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE ENITRE CABIN AND DON’T SAY BLUE BOX BECAUSE NO NO NO NO NOPE NO

16 MINUTESWHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TOUCHING A BOOK BOUND WITH HUMAN SKIN BRUCE YOU STUPID CUNT

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