My 1st Halloween on Tumblr.
mymysterymeat: here’s this dumb video, finally. me and sook dancing…in between figuring stuff out for my costume. and I’m sorry but dat ending.. You’re such a dork. :P By the way… CUTE DOG!
Reasons why Evil Dead is the greatest horror...
Bruce Campbell Classic 80s cheesiness Sam Raimi Book of the Dead Possessions Immense amounts of gore Terrifying laughter Disgusting sound effects Most inventive rape scene of all time Tons of controversy Years of censorship did i mention gore?
Bruce Campbell Fact #94
Bruce Campbell can rip your heart out of your chest cavity faster than the speed of light. That’s your blood on his hands in that picture.
Bruce Campbell Fact #265
When Bruce Campbell starts running… its already too late for you.
Bruce Campbell Fact #584
It is often believed that B.C. stands for Before Christ. It actually stands for Before Campbell.
Bruce Campbell Fact #81
Bruce Campbell is the only man in cinematic history to fire a shotgun 34 times without reloading.
Bruce Campbell Fact #538
Forget his chin, have you seen Bruce Campbell’s hair? Each fiber is an alloy made of godhood and chocolate. Oh yeah.
Bruce Campbell Fact #588
A rainbow appears every time Bruce Campbell impregnates a woman.
Bruce Campbell Fact #382
Bruce Campbell once asked for a rare steak and they brought him a cow. Bruce was satisfied.
Bruce Campbell Fact #789
Bruce Campbell knows the Meaning of Life, but he’s not telling.
Bruce Campbell Fact #280
Bruce is the reason that women have a vagina.
Bruce Campbell Fact #125
When Bruce was a baby, he didn’t cry for milk. He looked at his mother and said, “Gimme some sugar baby.”