suburban-auschwitz:

frickyeah1990s:

cartoon fatness

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

#one of life’s greatest tragedies is the absence of a winslet-dicaprio marriage

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

everyonelikedbubbahotep:

gruskek:

cheskasmagicshire:

juicyjacqulyn:

captain-america-steve:

                           OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

                                                WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

                                        DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED. 

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.

OH SHIT

I got this shit today and delated it asap. And why would you touch shit from strangers anyway. That’s gotta be fishy. 

It’s usually a solid hint that it’s spam if it’s been sent from an email address through your submit function.

I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY <3

D’AWWWWWW 

You do. :3

Thanks Missy. :)

YOU AND MISSY GAVE ALMOST THE EXACT SAME ANSWERSSSS! xD

My blog in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.

You’re welcome.